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The Zeitgeist takes a break and reports on the event of the year – the FIFA 2010 World Cup.

After more than 20 days and 50 matches, this World Cup 2010 edition nestled in the heart of the pulsating and thriving African continent is just waking up from its slumber and getting started.

Shambolic performances, players’ mutiny, shocking losses, tired legs from playing months of intensive football in Europe, disallowed goals, altitude and a much derided match ball that swivels like a kite, the litany of excuses, rhetoric disguised as rationalisations, and tragic endings to the hyperbolic headlines ring hollow and louder than even the vuvuzelas.

Where do we even begin?

It was written in the first match night with the Jabulani ball kicked off by the farcical French, which subsequently descended into a strike (very French if you ask me), its Sports Minister and federation chiding the players into shame and the 2006 finalist’s eventual exit. Good riddance to Allez France, including defending champions Italy, which comprises a stable of old war horses puffing their way through ignominy.

And there was the low goal ratio in the earlier part of the tournament thanks to half-fit players (Drogba, Torres, Kaka, Ronaldo guilty as charged) and a ball that floated uneasily in the air and bounced too easily off goalkeepers’ safe hands (Robert Greenfingers). Until Germany’s 4-0 defeat of Australia, Argentina’s 4-1 drubbing of South Korea and Portugal’s 7-0 goal buffet lifted some spirits.

It was ironic too when the world’s best players plied their trade in some of the toughest leagues in Europe and ended up all bruised and battered at the end of the seasons, carrying their baggage to South Africa. Turns out it was just an Indian summer for so-called European mavericks like France, Italy, Serbia, Greece and Denmark, teams that arrived with some respect, high expectations but offered absolutely nothing to the imagination.

But if fatigue were an excuse, let alone a raison d’être, then how does one make of Carlos Tevez and Gareth Barry, club mates at Manchester City who played almost the same amount of club matches but performed differently at their respective national levels? Tevez was brilliant for Maradona’s Argentina, but Barry failed to make an impact in an indifferent English side.

History does not lie and has a habit of foretelling what lies ahead. No European team has won the World Cup outside of its continent, which is a hard fact for favourites Spain, Netherlands and Germany to stomach. Spain’s shocking 1-0 loss to Switzerland and Germany’s 1-0 defeat by Serbia showed how these Europeans could simply choke in the winter altitude anytime.

Choke they did and the latest fallen comrade in the second round included the Three Lions that became lambs slaughtered by the ruthless Germans. The English returned home to criticism from the melodramatic press (no surprises) which in the first placed heaped praises and pressure on the team before the tournament, labelling them the golden generation. With Emile Heskey, the Aston Villa striker who managed five goals for the entire season in the English Premier League, there’s nothing gold, silver or glittery about Fabio Capello’s squad.

Amidst the banality befitting the World Cup (think England’s goalless draw with Algeria, France’s half-hearted displays and Cristiano Ronaldo’s no-show at the tournament except for a farewell spit), there is still a glimmer of hope that things will turn for the better because sport, above politics, above show business and above contrite Hollywood movies, makes people believe in the impossible.

A belief that beauty, technique and God’s work shall prevail in Lionel Messi dribbling with the ball glued to his feet, Mesut Ozil slicing a pass through the Australian defence like butter and Arjen Robben sidestepping defenders before stroking the ball into the net.

This belief and hope exist.

Such is the unadulterated hope and infectious joy of every football fan in watching the Spanish play tiki-taka football, the Brazilians exulting samba while balancing Dunga’s pragmatism, the organised Germans counter attacking swiftly, the Dutch mesmerising us with Total Football, the Argentineans attacking and attacking with careless abandon under the spell of their legendary coach who is unfortunately, or rather uncomfortably wrapped in a fancy suit, and just about every South American team making meatballs (or picanha) out of the European continental masters.

Goals imploded (David Villa and Gonzalo Higuain have four goals each), returning players like Robben showed glimpses of brilliance, back-to-back action flowed (Germany vs England, Argentina vs Mexico) and the Asians fared admirably with South Korea and Japan advancing to the second round. Even the beautiful free kicks were translating into goals.

Finally, there is life breathed into football, magic instilled in those blessed legs and a sense of wonder that more is to come in the last seven matches of the tournament. We wait with bated breath at the sight of open, attractive football between Brazil and the Netherlands and at the juxtaposition of liberating and counter attacking between Argentina and Germany.

In just over a week, the world will come to terms and mourn the end of a sporting event that dazzled many, berate poor refereeing decisions, curse under-performing players, chant the names of goal scorers, whisper prayers for victories and healing injuries, and celebrate the two deserving teams that will play their hearts out in the finale in Soccer City. This time, the cries, chants and prayers will shake the grounds much louder than the vuvuzelas.

The Zeitgeist

Ronald Wan, May 30, 2010


A bi-weekly column on the must-watch, must-read, must-listen, must-do in pop culture.

1. Lost Finale

If you have been using the very bad pun of telling people how lost you are when watching one of the greatest TV shows in history, I can’t be bothered with you, faithless one. But for rabid and devoted fans, Lost has evolved into this phenomenal cult TV show that rewards them with intellectual and emotional psycho babble, strong character arcs and mind-bending theories and philosophies. The finale may not answer all questions  (Dharma, cursed numbers, time travelling, four-toed statue!) but it will definitely leave fans — the Zeitgeist included — bawling when screen fades to black.

2. 24 Finale

In just one week, we see the end of two great dramas on American television (see Lost above). Jack Bauer, the all-American hero and a cat with 9 lives, finally bows out. Or will he survive? The series finale has Jack thisclose to being gunned down by FBI agents. But word has it Jack Bauer will return on in a movie but for now, the clock ticks to an end on 24.

3. Sex and the City 2

The fabulous ladies are back and all grown up into serious and mature adults having to deal with motherhood (Miranda and Charlotte), marriage (Carrie) and gasp, menopause (Samantha). Reviews are lukewarm but the girlfriends and BFFs will flock to the theatre. Are you?

4. Crystal Bowersox

I may have dissed this season of American Idol and obviously avoided writing about the finale in this week’s column but I can’t help but urge you, dear readers, to view Idol finalist Crystal Bowersox’s rendition of Jewel’s music when she was just 13 years old!

5. ‘Airplanes’

The rap bit by B.O.B doesn’t quite fit but Hayley Williams (of Paramore fame) as guest vocal makes the tune much more palatable to the ears and a must download for your play list.

6. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest is the latest and last installment of a trilogy by Stieg Larsson, the late Swedish author who never lived to see the phenomenal success of his books. Many A-list Hollywood actresses are slated to star as the protagonist in the movie, which attests to the books’ popularity. Get started before the movies arrive.

7. Release of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner is the Twilight novella by Stephenie Meyer, which will be launched this Saturday, 5th June at Borders (Wheelock Place). Can you hear the shrieking Twilight tween fans?


The Zeitgeist revamps as a weekly column listing of what we love in pop culture. All the must-watch, must-read, must-listen, must-play and must-do for the week ahead!

1. Sue Sylvester in Vogue

Sue Sylvester, the nefarious cheerleader coach in the hit TV show Glee, channelled Madonna and mouthed her way through the 1990 hit song ‘Vogue’. Refreshing to see the arch villain singing, jiving and actually enjoying herself! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH8JyPY85UU

2. Christina Aguilera is not herself but Lady Gaga

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. In her highly anticipated video ‘Not Myself Tonight’, Christina Aguilera donned spandex, bras and lingerie and danced as if on crack. Familiar?

3. Colour Me Purple

Deep Purple, the hard rock band, performs at the Singapore Indoor Stadium on Wednesday, 12 May. They may be ageing rockers but their music resonates even with the young ones.

4. Carrie On
Carrie Bradshaw, the star fictional character in Sex and the City, returns to her past as a small town girl in the new book by Candce Bushnell, The Carrie Diaries. It’s more young adult than the previous raunchy novel, which makes a chi-chi weekend brunch read.
5. All We Hear is…
Radio gaga! Last time I was at Queen – It’s a kinda magic, I was standing throughout most of the rock concert clapping and jiving away. I was 22 then. Today, I’ll do it all over again — older hips included. 15 May, Esplanade Theatre.

6. Gurls Rule Summer
Katy Perry’s ‘California Gurls’ is widely tipped to be Song of the Summer. And summer only officially started last weekend. Sizzle or fizzle? Go judge at her official website.

7. Idol Who?
And there are 4 contenders left on American Idol. Crystal Bowersox who? Honestly, this season is so bad nobody really cares who’s left. This shall be the first and last time I’m writing about AI – this season at least. For the record, it’s Crystal, Lee, Michael and Casey. Watch at your own risk.

8. Amazing Race finale
It’s down to the last 3 teams to race to the finish line in San Francisco. My money is on the cowboys to win. Go Jet and Cord! Airs May 10 Singapore time.

9. Chchchchcherry Bomb!
Cherry Bomb
For those escaping the summer mayhem that is called Iron Man 2, watch The Runaways, a conventional and cool take on the underbelly of the rock and roll business in the counterculture 70s. Guarantee you would be singing chchchchcherry bomb after the movie!
10. Dramatic La Liga
Those suffering from EPL withdrawl symptons (Chelsea was crowned champions last weekend) should look to the La Liga for another photo finish between Barcelona and Real Madrid. Barca leads Real by 1 point, playing against Valladolid this Sunday. Real plays Malaga in the other game.

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