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PROM NIGHT

Prom Night is a movie that guys will want to bring girls to on their first date. Kellan Lutz who plays a supporting role in the movie agrees, saying that “I don’t get too scared myself, ’cause you know, I’m a man and what not. But I like taking girls to the movie and when they jump up, I can put my arm around them and it’s cool.”

The Plot

Prom Night is about a girl, her teacher and a couple of dead people getting killed here and there. Donna Keppel (Played by Brittany Snow) is a pretty girl who unfortunately incurred the obsessive ‘love’ of her teacher Richard Fenton (Played by Johnathon Scheach) who will do anything to be with her, never mind the fact that she has a long time boyfriend or that her family has already taken out a restraining order against him. (Read more)


Mama’s Getting Married?!

How’d you react if your 56-year-old mother tells you that you’re going to get a new stepfather?

Mama’s Wedding revolves around 3 grown-up daughters whose mother is remarrying at the age of 56.

With 3 very different personalities connected only by a common mother, they banter about the upcoming wedding and their rocky relationships with relatives, among many other everyday topics.

Playwright Mark Beau de Silva writes in his message to the audience that he is thankful to director Samantha Scott-Blackhall for bringing his ‘mother and sisters’ to life.

Indeed the 3 Eurasian actresses do make you feel like you’re almost part of their characters’ not-so-happy family. (Read more)


You’re likely to cheer at least inwardly for the nerdy young heroes of Drillbit Taylor if you’ve ever felt awkward in school, or unsure if you’ll be in the “it” or out crowd, or had your feelings run roughshod over by a bully.

The Plot

Wade (Nate Hartley), a curly-haired bespectacled twig of a boy, and Ryan (Troy Gentile ), Wade’s fat rap-loving friend, were in trepidation over the first day of high school, knowing that a wrong move will doom their entire high school life. As you can expect, anything that can go wrong will go wrong, which means that both turned up to wait for the school bus in identical shirts. Then, while trying to help a boy targeted by the bullies, Wade drew their attention to himself. (Read more)


The ever-popular TV talent-search series American Idol has found another way to milk its appeal and is now making soup.

Not literally, of course, because Chicken Soup for the American Idol Soul is just another book in the uplifting Chicken Soup series. Though this edition is about a reality TV series it seems too tightly entwined with the fantasies of American Idol to be totally believable.

Idols Have Their Say

First season finalist Jim Verraros’s The Impossible Dream is both memorable and touching. He writes about his parents and the sad fact that they’ll never hear him sing.

“I wouldn’t trade them for all the hearing parents in the world, but sometimes I dream that one day, by some miracle, I could pick up the phone and say ‘I love you’ without an interpreter in the middle,” he writes. (Read more)

Superhero Superblah

Fiona Poh, April 24, 2008


He’s a nerd, a fool, a social outcast, a murderer and yet a hero. It doesn’t make much sense, but then it isn’t supposed to.

Superhero is, thankfully, an 85-minute movie that intentionally makes no sense. The movie is made purely for laughs. According to the production notes, writer-director Craig Mazin, who has worked on other spoofs like Scary Movie 3 and Scary Movie 4, says, “These movies are about going into a theatre and laughing consistently through eighty or ninety minutes.”

Superhero is a typical superhero movie, except that things never go the way they’re supposed to and the people in the movie aren’t exactly thinking straight. Oh, and nothing in the movie is original, unless you count when things go wrong.

The Plot

Rick Riker, the protagonist, was a loser. His rich parents were murdered like Batman’s, he was brought up like Spiderman , and later, he could fly like Superman. Ricker was a social outcast, and in love with Jill, the girlfriend of the school’s biggest bully. And predictably, Ricker was bitten by an insect on a field trip and was bestowed with superpowers a la Spiderman.

But what makes the movie so different is that Ricker didn’t magically transform into a superhero immediately. Ricker was still a loser, after being bestowed with superpowers, accidentally killing an old lady while he was trying to use his superpowers to save her.

Doubts about his ability to help mankind gnawed at Ricker, and the people surrounding him didn’t make things easier for him. His grandfather told him to do his parents proud, at which point we also get a peek at Ricker’s past.

Of course, what’s a superhero movie without a villain and having to conquer a fear? As the Dragonfly, the name he chose as his alter ego, Ricker’s favourite whine was that he couldn’t fly, only to be told that he had to conquer and accept himself before he could truly be a hero. Now, doesn’t it remind you of Superman?

The Acting

Superhero is a movie that is both ridiculous and hilarious, the actors say their lines with dead-serious sincerity but it is the audience, in Producer David Zucker’s own words, that is filling in the jokes. The movie is fun because the audience is entertained when they see things that happened in real-life appearing in the movie. Hence they are tickled when Miles Fisher appeared as Tom Cruise to do an eerily uncanny but still hilarious imitation of the actor’s flamboyant mannerisms in a re-enactment of the infamous couch-bouncing interview.

Unfortunately, Miles Fisher is by far one of the best and most convincing actors out of the lot, together with Leslie Nielsen , who played Riker’s uncle Albert Adams, and Marion Ross, as Riker’s aunt Lucille Adams. Both of them are larger than life in their deadpan roles of well meaning but unfortunately well detached from reality relatives of Riker. The same could not be said for the rest of the actors though; most of them grimaced their way through the movie as if they could not wait for it to end.

The Verdict

The movie made fun of just about everything under the sun; Rick Riker’s best friend getting shot with a nail wasn’t exactly funny but it still invoked startled laughter from the audience, that the audience is kept in helpless laughter practically all the time. Superhero borrowed its plot from many different movies, from the well-known superhero movies to the less well-known Attack on the Pin-up Boys, but that only makes the movie funnier.

To be honest, the movie is anything but unimaginative, not in terms of the plot of course, but with all the digs at celebrities and trends. Sure, the plot was practically a cut-and-paste from other superhero movies, but nobody said anything about going in to watch it for the plot. The movie is about going to have mindless fun laughing at the crude jokes and hilarious parodies. It’s a spoof, if you have not forgotten that.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars

Movie Details

Opens: 24 Apr 2008

Movie Rating: PG

Running Time: 85 mins

Language: English

Director: Craig Mazin

Cast: Drake Bell, Sara Paxton, Christopher Mcdonald, Leslie Nielsen, Marion Ross


The sensational catwalk theatre of the Singapore Fashion Festival (SFF) 2008 at

the Tent@Orchard promised a fabulous display of beauty on its 60-feet-long, elevated and glistening white runway, whose narrowness left this UrbanWire editor wondering.

“Are you sure we won’t be treated, instead, to an entertaining spectacle of tumbling models?” He asked colleague and hype editor Chong Li Bing. Fortunately, there were no scenes of falling models.

The parade of absolutely entrancing apparel, draped on very beautiful people, put UrbanWire in a delightful reverie. Fascinating choreography only served to heighten his senses, sensitising his eyes to tiny details on the Ashley Isham dress and the texture of CK shorts against the background of runway music.

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