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Elliyani is a lot of different things. She's nice and mean, friendly and aloof, logical and insane, wary and daring; you get the drift. So let's skip her schizo personality and move on to her likes and dislikes. She likes salty food (hates sour food), stroking teddy bears (hates touching those filthy metal railings on public transport) and gaming (hates mopping), among many other things. Contrary to what this short biography might suggest, she actually prefers to write in short sentences. Go figure.

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Knowing

Elliyani, April 1, 2009


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From Alex Proyas (I, Robot), comes Knowing a movie treat that promises to keep you glued to your seats. Starring Nicolas Cage (National Treasure) as Ted Myles, Knowing bring us back to the year 1958, when a group of elementary school students drew pictures to be stored in a time capsule.

When unearthed as a present at a dedication ceremony, a mysterious girl’s cryptic message stands out and lands in the hand of Ted’s son, Caleb Myles, played by child actor Chandler Canterbury (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button). Ted’s investigations begin to unravel a series of disturbing coincidences involving dates, death tolls and coordinates of every major disaster that occurred within the past 50 years.

The action-thriller follows Ted in a heart- pounding race against time to prevent 3 looming global destructions before it’s all too late.

Movie details

Release date: Apr 9
Language: English
Rating: G
Genre: Thriller
Starring: Chandler Canterbury, Nicolas Cage, Rose Byrne, Ben Mendelsohn
Directed by: Alex Proyas

My Bloody Valentine 3D

Elliyani, February 26, 2009


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Fans of the 1981 slasher film My Bloody Valentine can revel.

This year, Lionsgate brings you My Bloody Valentine 3D. Tom Hanniger (Supernatural hottie Jensen Ackles), returns to his hometown of Harmony, where he is blamed by the townspeople for the mass murders of 22 people on Valentine’s Day in the past.

The only one who believes that he’s innocent is his old sweetheart Sarah Palmer (Jaime King). With an over-familiar plotline, this gore fest seems set to be on its way to box office hell.

Just like Journey to the Centre of the EarthMy Bloody Valentine 3D promises uber cool visual effects like fire, blood and axes flying right at you.

Movie details

Release date: Feb 26
Language: English
Rating: G
Genre: Thriller
Starring: Andrew Larson, Jensen Ackles, Jaime King
Directed by: Patrick Lussier

Last Chance Harvey

Elliyani, February 14, 2009


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A genuine and refreshing take on the clichéd romantic comedy genre, Last Chance Harvey tells the story of New Yorker Harvey, played by Dustin Hoffman (The Holiday) after his divorce and when his jingle-writing job is in jeopardy.

His life falls apart when his daughter Susan, played by Liane Balaban (Definitely, Maybe), would rather her stepfather – not Harvey – give her away at her wedding.

To drown his sorrows, he heads down to a local pub, where he meets Kate, played by Emma Thompson (Nanny McPhee), a woman who’s more than happy to be single. With his flair, Harvey charms Kate and makes her think twice about who she is.

Movie details

Release date: Feb 12
Language: English
Rating: G
Genre: Drama
Starring: Emma Thompson, Dustin Hoffman, Kathy Baker
Directed by: Joel Hopkins


In conjunction with Festive Films, The UrbanWire is giving away 5 pairs of tickets to the preview screening of Outlander. Simply answer the question below and email the correct answer with your  your full name, NRIC and contact number to contest.urbanwire@gmail.com for your chance to win the tickets.

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“The character Kainan, is played by James Cavizel.” True/False?

Contest ends Feb 10.

Preview screening details

Date: Feb 12, Thursday
Time: 6:45pm  
Venue: Lido Classic
Language: English

About the movie

Outlander is a big melting pot of absurdly mismatched themes– sci-fi, adventure, and medieval history.

It is the year 709 A.D.

Kainan, played by James Cavizel (The Passion of the Christ), a humanoid alien, crashlands on Earth and into ancient Norway, bringing with him a monster known as the Moorwen.

Both man and monster are seeking revenge for violence directed at them in the past, but the Moorwen – a bloodthirsty predator – starts terrorising and ravaging the Viking tribes. Kainan soon forms an alliance with the Vikings to kill the monster by fusing his highly advanced technology with their Iron Age weaponry.

It’s Predator-meets-Beowulf-meets-Braveheart.

Text by Candice Lee for hype.

 

Movie details

Release date: Feb 19
Language: English
Rating: TBA
Genre: Action
Starring: Ron Perlman, Benicio Del Toro, James Caviezel, Jack Huston, Sophia Myles
Directed by: Howard McCain


defiance

Text by: Chrystal Chua from hype magazine

With past films like The Last Samurai and Blood Diamond under his belt, director Edward Zwick brings history to life with his latest offering Defiance, a war film based on the true story of the Bielski Partisans – a Nazi resistance group.

New Bond Daniel Craig ditches his English accent and tuxedos for Polish tones and grubby wear to take on the role of Tuvia Bielski – the eldest of the 3 famed Jewish brothers responsible for the formation of the Bielski Partisans.

Initially seeking refuge in the forest after escaping a death sentence from the Nazis, the brothers begin their road to vengeance – not by armed combat, but by saving the lives of more than 10,000 Jews.

This is a gripping film about the strength of courage, brotherhood and love in the midst of bloodshed, man’s determined quest for survival poignantly shines through to inspire even the most jaded movie critic.

Win tickets and posters to Defiance from Shaw Organisation through the UrbanWire.

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Movie details

Release date: Feb 5
Language: English
Rating: PG
Genre: Drama
Starring: George MacKay, Liev Schreiber, Daniel Craig, Jamie Bell
Directed by: Edward Zwick


Reading about the ongoing trial of Sanlu Group’s head honcho in China has got me thinking about the past, and worrying about the future.

I remember feeling horrified when White Rabbit candies were declared unsafe for consumption during last year’s melamine scare in China, which is blamed on Sanlu and other unscrupulous corporations.

Truth is, I was a big fan of the candies, THE comfort 
food of my childhood. To think that I’ve been eating 
tons of sweets laced with the dangerous chemical…

But I realised soon after that my fear is unfounded. I haven’t 
had any of the candies for the past year, and obviously, if the
 candies were laced with melamine for the past decade, news of it 
would have broken out years ago.

Unfortunately, for the 6 babies who have died and hundreds of thousands of others who are suffering from kidney problems as a result of this poisoning, news of the milk scandal broke out too late. Too many of them ended up suffering and with large hospital bills to come home to. According to 
the Los Angeles Times, the parents of affected babies were only 
offered “$300 for mild kidney stones and $4,400 for children who 
required hospitalisation” by the Chinese government, not
 enough to pay for their children’s potentially lifelong disease. Affected parents due to give a press conference on Friday to “publicise the 
plight of their children” to possibly pressure the government for a 
better deal, were detained for a day by the Chinese police.

To add insult to injury, the impersonal apology given via sms to the parents by Sanlu 
Group did nothing to soothe them. Personally, I’m appalled
 that they’ve apologised via sms. It’s tacky and insincere.

But finally now, after months of investigation and quality control, it 
seems justice is about to be served for the victims.

According to China Daily, former chairwoman of the company, Tian Wenhua, stood trial on the last day of 2008, with 5 other 
employees. This could be good news for parents, even if only to have 
someone responsible for this scandal receive some punishment. Tian is possibly facing execution for her role in Sanlu 
Group’s production of baby products contaminated by melamine.

You might, like me, have mixed feelings about Tian possibly facing the death penalty. Yes, 
it’s horrible that this crisis happened under her watch and ha s
resulted in the death of 6 babies. Yes, she might have known about the melamine contamination before news of it broke. But giving a 66-year-old woman the death penalty? Why not just let her live the rest of her life in the cell?

But maybe the point is to make an example out of her to prevent similar man-made disasters from happening again. And if you think about it, it’s quite likely there will 
be more similar cases in the future.

The reason melamine was added in watered-down milk was to make it appear to have a higher protein content. Now with the bleak economy we 
are facing, I suspect that more desperate individuals will produce lower quality products and pass them off for the real thing just to earn a decent profit.

Beyond what gets served on your table, just think of bridges that can collapse, lift cables that can snap, tunnels that can cave in, just because the building materials have been adulterated with something that looks stronger than it really is.

I think that prospect is scary. There’s only so much that the
 second largest economy in the world can do to monitor every single 
company, especially when the world increasingly gets its things made there.

How tragic to see human lives sacrificed so thoughtlessly where profits at any cost are worshipped in companies like these.

Rewind: Dec 19 to 25

Elliyani, December 25, 2008


Rewind #1: Mosquito becomes key evidence in car-thief case

According to BBC News, Finnish police have used DNA traces extracted from a blood sample
 found inside a mosquito to identify a suspect in a car-thief case.

The police recently found the stolen vehicle near a railway
 station after it was reported missing last June.

A mosquito, which had sucked blood, was found in the abandoned car, and laboratory testing showed the DNA sample extracted matched a man
 in the police registers. It is not known if the mosquito was alive at the time of its discovery.

When interrogated, the man insisted that he didn’t steal the car and 
was merely hitchhiking when the driver of the car gave him a lift.

The prosecutor has yet to decide if the evidence is solid enough to
 press charges.

Looks like having mosquitoes around the house may not be such a bad idea. Just imagine how much easier it would be to 
catch a burglar once you have his blood sample?

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Legendary Falls Short

Elliyani, December 4, 2008


Pandora’s box, evil fantasy creatures, ancient secret societies – all of these elements are fundamental to any mythology geek’s wet dream.

And the storyline of Legendary, peppered with truckloads of these, could have been the best thing that has ever happened to geeks since Richmond Lattimore’s The Odyssey of Homer.

Regrettably, Legendary is not a book. It’s a First-Person Shooter (FPS) game, and in that aspect, the title of the game begins to sound more than just a little presumptuous.

You play professional art thief, Charles Deckard, who is contracted by a wealthy businessman to steal what’s inside Pandora’s Box from a museum in New York. And in doing so, you have unleashed a vast array of mythical monsters into the unsuspecting world.

Who could ask for a more perfect excuse to use every manner of heavy duty ordance at your disposal to blow up some werewolves?

Unleashing what’s inside Pandora’s box

Playing the game for the very first time is not dissimilar to opening the Pandora’s box itself - It’s full of examples of what a video game should not be.

Developers California-based Spark Unlimited, have, instead of translating Legendary’s stimulating storyline into stunning visual effects to reel the player into the game, compressed the prologue into a disappointing slideshow. Not only are the pictures of the slideshow boring, they fail to fully capitalise on the captivating storyline.

Forgetful storyline aside, the graphics are not amazing either. In fact, although UrbanWire was playing the PlayStation 3 version, the cutscenes shockingly resemble graphics of PlayStation 2 instead.

Ho-hum visuals resonate throughout this title but nowhere is this more evident than in Deckard himself. Although the FPS genre has seen its share of grim protagonists with less cheer on their faces that the Grim Reaper himself, Deckard looks downright shady even for a professional art thief. He looks more partial to trading the fate of the world for riches untold than placing his neck on the chopping board to save it.


Never-ending tutorial and unremarkable chores

The total game hours of the meagre storyline are so miserly that if Legendary wanted to have players blitz through their plot in record time, it has certainly done a fine job.

Most obstructions blocking the way out are either blown up by the electric force emanating from the opened Pandora’s box or crushed by a passing monster for you to pass through. Plus, any objects that you have to interact with will glow red so you will hardly be stumped at how to get your way out of a situation.

As pleasant as that sounds however, it gets extremely dreary to be ‘hand-held’ after awhile. It doesn’t help either that some of the puzzles are repetitive, such as hacking into the keypad. It was cool the first time around but after hacking into the 10th keypad, this action has simply become monotonous.

Evil terrorises Earth

But if there is anything that can save Legendary from being a complete waste of money, it is the mythical creatures themselves. The variety of monsters available, such as golems, firedrakes, werewolves and griffons, are definitely astounding and each of these creatures requires a unique way of killing them. So it’s not about just blasting away your submachine gun; it takes a bit of skill to kill your enemies.


But good things do not last long in Legendary. Never mind that there isn’t an extensive range of weapons available to kill the creatures in the game. Besides, the weapons are all relatively of the same quality anyway. But the movements of Deckard are seriously unrealistic. He could hardly jump over a train platform and when attacked by a firedrake, he doesn’t even take a step back from the impact.

Other than the drawbacks of not having realistic human capabilities, you have somehow gained the ability of absorbing the life energy of the monsters after they die. Called Animus Vitae, you can heal yourself easily just by holding the triangle button when you are near a glowing sphere of a slain creature’s life energy.

Final verdict

Legendary is full of promise of being an extremely exciting video game. It has an exhilarating (albeit unoriginal) storyline, great mythical monsters and a potentially huge pool of fans just waiting to lap it up. Unfortunately, the flawed gameplay design and lack of visual effects leave this game with much to be desired. And with other highly rated FPS games released this season, such as Call of Duty: World at War and Resistance 2, it is highly likely that not even the most hardcore geeks can dig Legendary out of obscurity.

Score:

Graphics: 4/10
Sound: 6/10
Gameplay: 6/10
Addictive Rating: 3/10
Replay Value: 3/10
Overall Rating: 4.4/10

Legendary is available exclusively on the PlayStation 3 console and retails at $79.90 from Atari.


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