Salt: Surprisingly Bland

It’s not a good sign when the guy sitting next to you in a movie has the plot figured out 30 minutes in.

It’s even worse when the movie in question is Salt, with its stellar cast and packed action.

Angelina Jolie plays the title character in this female version of the Bourne movies. She’s a CIA agent accused of being a sleeper agent from Russia and her mission is to kill the Russian president in order to start a war.

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This sparks a series of nearly impossible action sequences including her constructing a rocket launcher out of a fire extinguisher, jumping from vehicle to vehicle on the highway or take down hordes of highly-trained men, never mind the fact that this woman barely weighs 50kg.

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The plot then brings you on what it wishes was a rollercoaster ride to seek answers about Salt’s loyalty, but really, it’s not that fun when you know exactly where the turns and dips are.

Another thing that doesn’t endear this movie to you is the lack of emotion. Salt, much like the actor playing her, is larger than life and she apparently doesn’t need emotion. It stops the audience from feeling for her, something that random flashbacks of her and her husband doesn’t rectify.

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Loopholes are common in this film, as well as a lack of explanation. The filmmakers only explain to you the true nature of Salt’s job 10 minutes into the film, as though they expect the audience to know because they should have seen all the trailers because of Jolie’s star power.

Despite the shortcomings, this movie still is relatable to American audiences due to the recent US-Russian spy fiasco, whether it raises awareness or feeds paranoia is another matter beyond this movie review. Furthermore, this movie could also a not-so-subtle attempt to make a mockery of the FBI, CIA and Secret Service, given the way Salt defeats them as though it’s another training exercise before making her way into a bunker below the White House.

Or maybe we’re reading too much into what is meant to be just another action movie.

And it’s Angelina Jolie after all.

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Title: Salt
Opens: Aug 5
Duration: 100 minutes
Language: English
Rating: ★★✭✩✩
Genre: Action, Thriller
Director: Phillip Noyce
Cast: Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber, Chiwetel Ejiofor

About Amanda Foo

Amanda has chosen to hide behind written "unencumbered numbered words" (Jason Mraz, of whom she is a fan) due to her unsuccessful attempts to attain proper enunciation. Also, Jason Mraz can be very odd sometimes, which is something that Amanda identifies with easily. Amanda is also desperately in love with the food blog, smitten kitchen, because that’s the sort of life she hopes to have someday: a small kitchen in a bustling city filled to the brim with unforgettable food. She hopes that by being the Food editor of Trimedia Publishing, she is taking at least one small step towards her dream. She also loves the movie Inglourious Basterds. This is because the scene in which Lt. Aldo Raine casually carves the swastika into the forehead Col. Hans Landa and the fold of skin is arching up away from his skull is nauseating, demented and a work of genius.

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